replacement value: $80.
Two folding tables — $75 each.
Below the list were three conditions.
Return everything by Sunday at 6 p.m.
Return everything clean and dry.
Return everything in the same condition.
Then came:
Refundable security deposit: $350.
And beneath that:
Outstanding KitchenAid repair bill: $347.
Denise stared at me.
“You cannot be serious.”
“I’m completely serious.”
“You expect me to hand you almost seven hundred dollars just to borrow a cooler and some tables?”
“No.”
I pointed at the paper.
“The $350 is refundable. The other $347 is
