My Neighbor Constantly Borrowed My Appliances – When She Returned My Mixer Dirty and Broken, I Taught Her a Lesson

into her house.

Five minutes later, she returned with a checkbook.

“Who still writes checks?”

“You, apparently.”

She wrote a check for $697.

I looked at it.

“Just remember that $347 of this isn’t refundable.”

“I know.”

She said it through clenched teeth.

I almost wanted to frame the check.

Instead, I helped her carry the tables.

Because I wasn’t trying to ruin her niece’s graduation party.

That had never been the point.

She borrowed the cooler, slow cooker, two folding tables, and eventually asked for my outdoor drink dispenser