Apparently Some People Don’t Think a Gas Grill Is a Real Grill

they’re not really grilling?

That’s where it gets funny.

Because now we’re not talking about cooking anymore.

We’re talking about identity.

You aren’t just using charcoal.

You’re a charcoal person.

And apparently, I’m a gas person.

Which means we’re now going to need teams, uniforms, and a championship trophy.

Next thing I know, someone’s going to be standing in my driveway holding a clipboard asking me to explain why I chose propane.

There is also something very American about arguing over this

I mean, think about how ridiculous this is