they’re not really grilling?
That’s where it gets funny.
Because now we’re not talking about cooking anymore.
We’re talking about identity.
You aren’t just using charcoal.
You’re a charcoal person.
And apparently, I’m a gas person.
Which means we’re now going to need teams, uniforms, and a championship trophy.
Next thing I know, someone’s going to be standing in my driveway holding a clipboard asking me to explain why I chose propane.
There is also something very American about arguing over this
I mean, think about how ridiculous this is