The best wedding gift you can give your sister is to disappear from this family—forever.

pressed send.

She responded almost immediately.

We didn’t mean literally.

I laughed out loud.

That sentence was going to become my favorite.

I wrote back:

You should be more careful with words when you say them to someone who listens.

Then I put the phone down.


THE HOUSE

Two days later, my parents received a letter.

The house had been sold.

They had thirty days to vacate.

Mom called me seventeen times.

I didn’t answer.

Dad called nine.

I didn’t answer.

Then Madison called.

I answered.

“What have you done?”