The next morning, I woke up to fourteen missed calls.

“I don’t think so.”

“Well, don’t be upset.”

“I’m not.”

“You know how children are.”

“I do.”

“They say things.”

“I understand.”

“That’s all this was.”

I looked at the laptop sitting beside me.

Then I said quietly:

“Mom, can I ask you something?”

“Of course.”

“Did you think I rented this house?”

She hesitated.

“Yes.”

“How much did you think I paid?”

“The six thousand.”

I laughed softly.

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“Why are you laughing?”

“Because I didn’t rent it.”

Silence.

“What?”

“I own it.”

Another silence.

This one was